5 Inch +

Holy Bejesus Christ!  I love shoes with a passion most all women know.  These bad boys are totally in the unnecessary zone.

I can actually afford some of these shoes, if I save for a year or found a sugar daddy.  Here's to self respect and flats.

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1. Christian Louboutin Crisscross Platform d’Orsay: Coming in at a quarter over 6″, this vixenish platform reaches new heights of in-your-face sexiness.
At Bergdorf Goodman for $1,395.

2. Giuseppe Zanotti Bow-Detail Platform Sandal: With a platform as voluptuous as the heel is tall and reed-thin, this is a bowed sandal that would make Minnie Mouse blush.
At Bergdorf Goodman for $895.

3. Charlotte Olympia Leopard-Print Platform Pump: Charlotte’s trademark island platform is a welcome sidekick to a teetering heel. The fact that this one is rustic rope makes this leopard all the more charming.
At Bergdorf Goodman for $895.

4. Giuseppe Zanotti Peep-Toe Platform: Cartoonish proportions make this jaw-dropping pump an outrageous statement-maker that will have them doing triple takes.
At Bergdorf Goodman for $795.

5. Christian Louboutin Lady Daf Tartan Mary Jane: I’m loving the exaggerated new look of the Mary Jane. This one, with Scottish flair, has personality to spare.
At Bergdorf Goodman for $1,075.